1. active
  2. affectionate
  3. agile
  4. agreeable
  5. alert
  6. amusing
  7. anxious
  8. beautiful
  9. behavioral
  10. beloved
  11. best
  12. big
  13. bossy
  14. bright
  15. bright-eyed
  16. calico
  17. calm
  18. caring
  19. catlike
  20. cheerful
  21. chill
  22. chubby
  23. clean
  24. clever
  25. clumsy
  26. comic
  27. courageous
  28. crafty
  29. crazy
  30. crazy cute
  31. cuddly
  32. curious
  33. curled up
  34. cute
  35. daring
  36. delicate
  37. demanding
  38. dependent
  39. devoted
  40. dog-friendly
  41. domestic
  42. domesticated
  43. dominant
  44. eager-to-please
  1. likable
  2. little
  3. long-haired
  4. lovable
  5. loved
  6. loving
  7. loyal
  8. mellow
  9. merry
  10. mischievous
  11. moody
  12. muscular
  13. mysterious
  14. naughty
  15. needy
  16. neurotic
  17. neutered
  18. orange
  19. outgoing
  20. pampered
  21. part-dog
  22. people-friendly
  23. perfect
  24. personable
  25. picky
  26. playful
  27. pleasant
  28. pouncing
  29. precious
  30. pretty
  31. priceless
  32. protective
  33. purebred
  34. purrfect
  35. purring
  36. queenly
  37. quick
  38. quiet
  39. quirky
  40. ready-to-please
  41. rebellious
  42. regal
  43. relaxed
  44. rescued
  1. entertaining
  2. faithful
  3. family-friendly
  4. fast
  5. feline
  6. fixed
  7. fluffy
  8. foolish
  9. four-legged
  10. friendly
  11. frisky
  12. fun
  13. funny
  14. furry
  15. fuzzy
  16. gentle
  17. giant
  18. good
  19. good-natured
  20. goofy
  21. gorgeous
  22. graceful
  23. greedy
  24. grumpy
  25. handsome
  26. happy
  27. healthy
  28. heartwarming
  29. hilarious
  30. housebroken
  31. huggable
  32. hungry
  33. in good health
  34. independent
  35. instinctual
  36. intelligent
  37. jolly
  38. joyful
  39. keen
  40. kid-friendly
  41. kindhearted
  42. kingly
  43. laidback
  44. lazy
  1. rubbing
  2. scratchable
  3. scrawny
  4. scruffy
  5. sensitive
  6. shiny
  7. short-haired
  8. shy
  9. silly
  10. sleek
  11. sleepy
  12. smart
  13. sneaky
  14. snuggly
  15. soft
  16. spayed
  17. spoiled
  18. spoiled rotten
  19. spotted
  20. spry
  21. stray
  22. stubborn
  23. submissive
  24. sultry
  25. superior
  26. sure-footed
  27. sweet
  28. tabby
  29. temperamental
  30. territorial
  31. timid
  32. tortoiseshell
  33. tough
  34. trainable
  35. trained
  36. trustworthy
  37. trusty
  38. unique
  39. warm
  40. well-bred
  41. wild
  42. willing
  43. wonderful
  1. action
  2. affection
  3. agility
  4. alpha cat
  5. animal
  6. animal shelter
  7. antics
  8. attention-seeker
  9. beast
  10. behavior
  11. best friend
  12. big baby
  13. big heart
  14. breed
  15. buddy
  16. cat
  17. cat bath
  18. cat collar
  19. cat food
  20. cat litter
  21. cat person
  22. cat tower
  23. cat toy
  24. cat treat
  25. cat tree
  26. catnip
  27. charmer
  28. claw
  29. coat
  30. collar
  1. leash
  2. life companion
  3. listener
  4. litter box
  5. lovebug
  6. lover
  7. markings
  8. master
  9. mate
  10. meow
  11. microchip
  12. monster
  13. mood
  14. motor
  15. mouse
  16. mouser
  17. my baby
  18. nap
  19. napper
  20. nose
  21. outside cat
  22. owner
  23. pal
  24. paw
  25. personality
  26. playmate
  27. princess
  28. pure breed
  29. purr
  30. purrer
  1. companion
  2. confirmation
  3. couch potato
  4. curiosity
  5. disposition
  6. ears
  7. fast learner
  8. feline
  9. fluff ball
  10. four-legged family member
  11. friend
  12. fur
  13. fuzz ball
  14. good boy
  15. good girl
  16. goofus
  17. groomer
  18. habits
  19. hunger
  20. hunter
  21. individual
  22. inside cat
  23. instinct
  24. kibble
  25. killer
  26. king
  27. kitteh
  28. kitties
  29. kitty
  30. lap monster
  1. running water
  2. scratcher
  3. senses
  4. show off
  5. sleep
  6. smell
  7. snuggle bug
  8. snuggler
  9. source of entertainment
  10. stranger
  11. stress reliever
  12. sweetheart
  13. tail
  14. talker
  15. teeth
  16. temperament
  17. thief
  18. tomcat
  19. training
  20. training method
  21. treat
  22. trip to the vet
  23. tyke
  24. vet
  25. veteranarian
  26. watchcat
  27. wet food
  28. whiskers
  29. yarn
  1. adopt
  2. adore
  3. aims to please
  4. baby
  5. bat around
  6. bathe
  7. beg
  8. behave
  9. bite
  10. brush
  11. care for
  12. chase
  13. chase mice
  14. claws
  15. clean
  16. climb
  17. command
  18. cozy up to
  19. cuddle
  20. curl up
  21. entertain
  1. mark
  2. meow
  3. neuter
  4. own
  5. pamper
  6. pet
  7. play
  8. play with
  9. point
  10. poop
  11. pounce
  12. praise
  13. protect
  14. provide for
  15. purr
  16. reward
  17. rip apart
  18. roll
  19. romp
  20. rub
  21. run
  1. entrust
  2. exercise
  3. explore
  4. feed
  5. fight
  6. follow
  7. follow around the house
  8. frolic
  9. give love
  10. go on the hunt
  11. greet
  12. groom
  13. guard
  14. hear
  15. housebreak
  16. hunt
  17. interact
  18. kiss
  19. learn
  20. listen
  21. love
  1. scratch
  2. shake
  3. shed
  4. show off
  5. shreds
  6. smell
  7. sniff
  8. snooze
  9. snuggle
  10. spay
  11. spoil
  12. take care of
  13. take on a walk
  14. tinker with
  15. toy with
  16. trust
  17. twitch the tail
  18. walk
  19. whine
  20. worship
  1. afraid
  2. afraid of water
  3. aggressive
  4. allergic
  5. allergy
  6. annoying
  7. anxious
  8. attacks
  9. awake all night
  10. bad
  11. bad habits
  12. beg
  13. begger
  14. berserk
  15. biter
  16. bites
  17. biting
  18. bossy
  19. can't be left alone
  20. can't be trusted
  21. chaser
  22. chases cars
  23. chewer
  24. chews
  25. chubby
  26. clingy
  27. clumsy
  28. cooped up
  29. covered in fleas
  30. covered in mud
  31. crazy
  32. dangerous
  1. inbred
  2. jumpy
  3. lazy
  4. lonely
  5. loner
  6. lost
  7. lost
  8. loud barker
  9. mean
  10. misbehaved
  11. misbehaves
  12. mischievous
  13. moody
  14. naughty
  15. needy
  16. nervous
  17. neurotic
  18. noisy
  19. obstinate
  20. odd
  21. overly fearful/timid/shy
  22. overprotective
  23. overweight
  24. paces
  25. pacing
  26. panics
  27. pees on the furniture
  28. picky about food
  29. possessive
  30. punishment
  31. ran away
  32. ratty
  1. dehydrated
  2. demanding
  3. destroys
  4. destroys
  5. destroys the furniture/blinds/carpet/drapes
  6. destructive
  7. destructive behavior
  8. dig
  9. digger
  10. dirty
  11. disobedient
  12. domineering
  13. dumb as rocks
  14. eager-to-fight
  15. euthanize
  16. expensive
  17. fat
  18. fearful
  19. feral
  20. fleas
  21. freaked out
  22. frustrating
  23. gets on the counters
  24. greedy
  25. grimy
  26. health issues
  27. hider
  28. hides
  29. high-strung
  30. homeless
  31. hyper
  32. hyperactive
  1. result of overbreeding
  2. rowdy
  3. runs away
  4. runs away
  5. scared
  6. scared in new environment
  7. scrawny
  8. separation anxiety
  9. shaky
  10. shedder
  11. sheds
  12. shredder
  13. shreds
  14. smells bad
  15. smelly
  16. sneaky
  17. spoiled
  18. stinky
  19. stray
  20. stressful
  21. stressful to own
  22. stubborn
  23. stupid
  24. temperamental
  25. territorial
  26. thin
  27. toy possessive
  28. unwilling
  29. urinary problems
  30. wetter
  31. whine
  32. whiner
  1. Abyssinian
  2. American Bobtail
  3. American Curl
  4. American Shorthair
  5. American Wirehair
  6. Balinese
  7. Bengal
  8. Birman
  9. Bombay
  1. Japanese Bobtail
  2. Korat
  3. Maine Coon
  4. Manx
  5. Norwegian Forest Cat
  6. Ocicat
  7. Persian
  8. Pixie Bob
  9. Ragdoll
  1. Burmese
  2. Chantilly/Tiffany
  3. Chartreux
  4. Cornish Rex
  5. Cymric
  6. Devon Rex
  7. Egyptian Mau
  8. Exotic Shorthair
  9. Havana Brown
  1. Scottish Fold
  2. Selkirk Rex
  3. Siamese
  4. Siberian
  5. Snowshoe
  6. Somali
  7. Sphynx
  8. Tonkinese
  9. Turkish Angora
  1. a cat's life
  2. act like a fat cat
  3. acts like the queen/king of the house/world
  4. always at-the-ready to []
  5. always happy to see me
  6. always ready to play
  7. always there to give love/affection/snuggles
  8. bad kitty!
  9. brilliant and stupid at the same time
  1. here, kitty kitty
  2. is more like a dog
  3. kitty cat
  4. licks his/her bowl clean
  5. like a cat on a hot tin roof
  6. look what the cat dragged in
  7. loves to have her belly rubbed/be petted/be spoiled
  8. my little monster/baby/snuggle bug
  9. natural/killer instincts
  1. cat got your tongue?
  2. constant source of entertainment/love/frustration
  3. curiosity killed the cat
  4. dances to her/his own beat
  5. dances to the beat of his/her drum
  6. everybody's best friend
  7. four-legged family member
  8. greets you at the door every day
  9. has a good/great/loyal/friendly temperament
  1. she was a naughty, naughty kitten
  2. sometimes best friends are furry
  3. the best [] in the world
  4. the ultimate stress reliever at the end of the day
  5. there will never be another cat like [cat's name]
  6. thinks she is a [cat/breed bigger in size]
  7. thinks she/he is human
  1. A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. -William Ralph Inge
  2. A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. -Louis J. Camuti
  3. A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. -Judith Merkle Riley
  4. A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. -Indian Proverb
  5. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. -Hazel Nicholson
  6. A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. -Proverb
  7. A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. -Unknown
  8. A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. -Mark Twain
  9. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. -Joseph Epstein
  10. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. -Joseph Epstein
  11. A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. -Arthur Bridges
  12. A cat pours his body on the floor like water. -William Lyon Phelps
  13. A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world. - Irish Legend
  14. A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. -Jerome K. Jerome
  15. A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. -Barbara Holland
  16. A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. -Jean Burden
  17. A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. -Henry David Thoreau
  18. A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. -Agnes Repplier
  19. A meow massages the heart. -Stuart McMillan
  20. After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. -Charlotte Gray
  21. Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. -Sidney Denham
  22. Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. -Andre Norton
  23. An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. -Carl Van Vechten
  24. An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. -Carl Van Vechten
  25. Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort. -Paul Corey
  26. Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. -Louise A. Belcher
  27. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -Ellen Perry Berkeley
  28. As we all know, cats now rule the world. -John R.F. Breen
  29. Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. -Robertson Davies
  30. Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream. -T.S. Eliot
  31. By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. -Barbara Holland
  32. Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. -Eric Gurney
  33. Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? -Louis J. Camuti, DVM
  34. Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." - Unknown
  35. Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. -Dan Greenburg
  36. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -Garrison Keillor
  37. Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. -Stephen Baker
  38. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. -Joseph Wood Krutch
  39. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -Jeff Valdez
  40. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -Jeff Valdez
  41. Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. -James Gorman
  42. Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. -P.J. O'Rourke
  43. Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. -P.G. Wodehouse
  44. Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. -Roger Caras
  45. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. -Pam Brown
  46. Cats come and go without ever leaving. -Martha Curtis
  47. Cats conspire to keep us at arm's length. -Frank Perkins
  48. Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. -Michael Nelson
  49. Cats don't like change without their consent. -Roger A. Caras
  50. Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration - and get between you and it. -Arthur Bridges
  1. It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. -Agnes Repplier
  2. It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. -Cynthia E. Varnado
  3. It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. -Adlai Stevenson
  4. It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom. -Robley Wilson, Jr.
  5. It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. -Unknown
  6. Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan. -Proverb
  7. Kittens are angels with whiskers. -Unknown
  8. Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. -Stephen Baker
  9. Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. -F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
  10. Kittens can happen to anyone. -Paul Gallico
  11. Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. -George F. Will
  12. Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. -Hank Ketchum
  13. Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. -Stephen Baker
  14. Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. -Louis J. Camuti
  15. Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. -Beverly Nichols
  16. My cat speaks sign language with her tail. -Robert A. Stern
  17. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. -Leo Dworken
  18. No heaven will not ever Heaven be unless my cats are there to welcome me. -Unknown
  19. No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -Abraham Lincoln
  20. Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. -Compton MacKenzie
  21. Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. -Stephen Baker
  22. One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway
  23. One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. -Helen Thomson
  24. One must love a cat on its own terms. -Paul Gray
  25. One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. -Mark Twain
  26. One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. -Barbara Webster
  27. Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. -Colette
  28. People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. -Charlotte Gray
  29. People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. -Deborah A. Edwards
  30. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. -Faith Resnick
  31. People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. -Susan Easterly
  32. Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. -Jean Burden
  33. Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. -Robert Brault
  34. Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. -Monica Edwards
  35. She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn't let go. -Missy Altijd
  36. Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. -Henry David Thoreau
  37. Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. -Unknown
  38. Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. -Lillian Johnson
  39. Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. -Missy Dizick
  40. Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. -Astrid Alauda
  41. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. -Doug Larson
  42. The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. -William S. Burroughs
  43. The cat has always been associated with the moon. Like the moon it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness. -Patricia Dale-Green
  44. The cat is above all things, a dramatist. -Margaret Benson
  45. The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. -Saki
  46. The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by. - Southern Folk Saying
  47. The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. -Colette
  48. The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. -Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon
  49. The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. -Carl van Vechten
  50. The cat loves fish, but she's loath to wet her feet. -Proverb
  1. Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. -Lillian Jackson Braun
  2. Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. -Robin Williams
  3. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -Joseph Wood Krutch
  4. Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship... and the absence of dogs. -Val Schaffner
  5. Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. -Paul Gray
  6. Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  7. Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene. -Barbara L. Diamond
  8. Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. -Mary Bly
  9. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -Mary Bly
  10. Dogs eat. Cats dine. -Ann Taylor
  11. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. -Unknown
  12. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another. -Irving Townsend
  13. Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. -Lenny Rubenstein
  14. Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -John Weitz
  15. Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats. -Unknown
  16. Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. -Gary Smith
  17. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. -Unknown
  18. Four little Persians, but only one looked in my direction. I extended a tentative finger and two soft paws clung to it. There was a contented sound of purring, I suspect on both our parts. -George Freedley
  19. God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger. -Fernand Mery
  20. Honest as the cat when the meat's out of reach. - Old English Saying
  21. I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. -William Shakespeare, Henry IV
  22. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. -Jules Verne
  23. I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. -Debbie Peterson
  24. I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. -Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
  25. I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. --Bill Dana
  26. I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. -Unknown
  27. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -Hippolyte Taine
  28. I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -Jean Cocteau
  29. I named my kitten Rose - fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. -Astrid Alauda
  30. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. -Edgar Allan Poe
  31. If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. -Arthur Weigall
  32. If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -Alfred North Whitehead
  33. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. -Mark Twain
  34. If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. -Pierre Loti
  35. If cats could talk, they wouldn't. -Nan Porter
  36. If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart. -Alan Devoe
  37. If only cats grew into kittens. -R. Stern
  38. If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. -Bruce Fogle
  39. If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. --Lloyd Alexander
  40. If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. -J.A. McIntosh
  41. If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. -Barbara L. Diamond
  42. If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. -Martin Buxbaum
  43. If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. -Lemony Snicket
  44. Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. -Mark Twain
  45. In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -English Proverb
  46. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. -Terry Pratchett
  47. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. -Dereke Bruce
  48. In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. -Warren Eckstein
  49. In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. -Rosanne Amberson
  50. It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. -Eleanor Farjeon
  1. The cat was created when the lion sneezed. -Arabian Proverb
  2. The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city. -Italo Calvino
  3. The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. -French Proverb
  4. The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else. -Lawrence N. Johnson
  5. The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. -Jules Reynard
  6. The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. -Mark Twain
  7. The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. -George Will
  8. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. -Paula Poundstone
  9. The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds. -K.C. Buffington
  10. The smallest feline is a masterpiece. -Leonardo da Vinci
  11. The smart cat doesn't let on that he is. -H.G. Frommer
  12. The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. -Michael McGarel
  13. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.-Ogden Nash
  14. The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. -E.W. Howe
  15. There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. -Tay Hohoff
  16. There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. -Tay Hohoff
  17. There are no ordinary cats. -Colette
  18. There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -Albert Schweitzer
  19. There has never been a cat Who couldn't calm me down By walking slowly Past my chair. -Rod McKuen
  20. There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. -Jules Champfleury
  21. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -Unknown
  22. There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone. -Louis J. Camuti
  23. There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. -Dan Greenberg
  24. There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. -Wesley Bates
  25. Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched. -Proverb
  26. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -Unknown
  27. Time spent with cats is never wasted. -May Sarton
  28. To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. -Stephen Baker
  29. To err is human, to purr is feline. -Robert Byrne
  30. Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. -Jim Davis
  31. We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -Mark Twain
  32. What greater gift than the love of a cat? -Charles Dickens
  33. When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? -Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580
  34. When a cat chooses to be friendly, it's a big deal, because a cat is picky. -Mike Deupree
  35. When the cat's away, the mice will play. - Folk Saying
  36. When you're used to hearing purring and suddenly it's gone, it's hard to silence the blaring sound of sadness. -Missy Altijd
  37. Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack. - Folk Saying
  38. Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? -Karen Brademeyer
  39. Who hath a better friend than a cat? -William Hardwin
  40. Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur? -Irish Saying
  41. Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur? - Irish Saying
  42. Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive systems. -Helen M. Winslow
  43. You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. -George Mikes
  44. You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. -Jane Pauley
  45. You own a dog but you feed a cat. -Jenny de Vries
  46. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -Proverb
  47. Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner. -Barbara L. Diamond
  48. Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. -Helen Powers