1. active
  2. affectionate
  3. agile
  4. agreeable
  5. alert
  6. amusing
  7. anxious
  8. at-the-ready
  9. athletic
  10. beautiful
  11. behavioral
  12. beloved
  13. best
  14. big
  15. brave
  16. bright
  17. bright-eyed
  18. bull-headed
  19. calm
  20. canine
  21. caring
  22. cat-friendly
  23. cheeky
  24. cheerful
  25. chill
  26. chubby
  27. clean
  28. clever
  29. clumsy
  30. cocky
  31. comic
  32. courageous
  33. crafty
  34. crate-trained
  35. crazy
  36. crazy cute
  37. cuddly
  38. curious
  39. curled up
  40. cute
  41. daring
  42. dashing
  43. defiant
  44. demanding
  45. dependent
  46. devoted
  47. disobedient
  48. distinctive
  1. lazy
  2. leashed
  3. likable
  4. little
  5. long-haired
  6. lovable
  7. loved
  8. loving
  9. loyal
  10. mellow
  11. merry
  12. miniature
  13. mischievous
  14. mixed breed
  15. moody
  16. muscular
  17. naughty
  18. needy
  19. nervous
  20. neutered
  21. obedient
  22. obstinate
  23. outgoing
  24. outside
  25. pampered
  26. patient
  27. people-friendly
  28. perfect
  29. personable
  30. playful
  31. pleasant
  32. potty-trained
  33. precious
  34. pretty
  35. priceless
  36. problem-solving
  37. protective
  38. purebred
  39. queenly
  40. quick
  41. quiet
  42. quirky
  43. rambunctious
  44. ready-to-please
  45. rebellious
  46. regal
  47. relaxed
  48. rescued
  1. eager-to-please
  2. easy-to-train
  3. energetic
  4. entertaining
  5. faithful
  6. family-friendly
  7. fast
  8. fiercely loyal
  9. fixed
  10. fluffy
  11. foolish
  12. four-legged
  13. friendly
  14. frisky
  15. fun
  16. funny
  17. furry
  18. fuzzy
  19. gentle
  20. giant
  21. good
  22. good-natured
  23. goofy
  24. gorgeous
  25. greedy
  26. grumpy
  27. half-obedient
  28. handsome
  29. happy
  30. hard-working
  31. healthy
  32. heartwarming
  33. hilarious
  34. housebroken
  35. huggable
  36. hungry
  37. hyper
  38. hyperactive
  39. in good health
  40. independent
  41. instinctual
  42. intelligent
  43. jolly
  44. joyful
  45. keen
  46. kid-friendly
  47. kindhearted
  48. kingly
  1. scrawny
  2. scruffy
  3. sensitive
  4. shiny
  5. short-haired
  6. shy
  7. silly
  8. sleek
  9. sleepy
  10. smart
  11. smelly
  12. sneaky
  13. snuggly
  14. soft
  15. spayed
  16. spoiled
  17. spoiled rotten
  18. sporty
  19. spotted
  20. spry
  21. stray
  22. stubborn
  23. submissive
  24. superior
  25. sure-footed
  26. sweet
  27. temperamental
  28. territorial
  29. timid
  30. tough
  31. trainable
  32. trained
  33. trustworthy
  34. trusty
  35. unique
  36. vigilant
  37. vocal
  38. wagging
  39. warm
  40. watchful
  41. well-bred
  42. well-trained
  43. wild
  44. willing
  45. willing-to-learn
  46. wonderful
  47. zippy
  1. affection
  2. agility
  3. alpha dog
  4. animal
  5. antics
  6. athlete
  7. backyard breeder
  8. beast
  9. behavior
  10. best friend
  11. best friend
  12. big heart
  13. bone
  14. breed
  15. breed
  16. buddy
  17. canine
  18. charmer
  19. choke collar
  20. coat
  21. collar
  22. comedian
  23. command
  24. companion
  25. confirmation
  26. couch potato
  27. courage
  28. devotion
  29. digger
  30. disposition
  31. dog
  32. dog apparel
  33. dog bath
  34. dog bed
  35. dog biscuit
  1. individual
  2. inside dog
  3. instinct
  4. kennel
  5. kibble
  6. killer
  7. king
  8. lapdog
  9. learner
  10. leash
  11. life companion
  12. listener
  13. lover
  14. markings
  15. master
  16. mate
  17. microchip
  18. monster
  19. mutt
  20. my baby
  21. nap
  22. napper
  23. obedience
  24. outside dog
  25. owner
  26. pack
  27. pack leader
  28. pal
  29. paw
  30. personality
  31. playmate
  32. pooch
  33. poochie
  34. praise
  35. princess
  1. dog bowl
  2. dog clothes
  3. dog door
  4. dog food
  5. dog harness
  6. dog park
  7. dog pound
  8. dog shelter
  9. dog sweater
  10. dog toy
  11. dog treat
  12. dog trick
  13. doggie
  14. ears
  15. exercise companion
  16. family dog
  17. fast learner
  18. fetcher
  19. fluff ball
  20. four-legged family member
  21. friend
  22. friend
  23. fur
  24. fuzz ball
  25. good boy
  26. good girl
  27. goofus
  28. groomer
  29. guard dog
  30. habits
  31. hard worker
  32. hiking companion
  33. hound
  34. hunger
  35. hunter
  1. pup
  2. puppy
  3. puppyhood
  4. pure breed
  5. queen
  6. quirk
  7. reward system
  8. running companion
  9. senses
  10. show dog
  11. show off
  12. sleep
  13. smell
  14. snout
  15. snuggle bug
  16. snuggler
  17. source of entertainment
  18. stranger
  19. stress reliever
  20. sweetheart
  21. tail
  22. talker
  23. teeth
  24. temperament
  25. thief
  26. trainer
  27. training
  28. training method
  29. treat
  30. trip to the vet
  31. tyke
  32. vet
  33. veteranarian
  34. wagging tail
  35. watchdog
  1. adopt
  2. adore
  3. aims to please
  4. baby
  5. bark
  6. bathe
  7. beg
  8. behave
  9. bite
  10. brush
  11. care for
  12. chase
  13. chase his/her tail
  14. chew
  15. clean
  16. command
  17. correct
  18. cozy up to
  19. cuddle
  20. curl up
  21. defend
  22. dig
  23. do tricks
  24. entertain
  25. entrust
  1. love
  2. loves back
  3. mark
  4. neuter
  5. obey
  6. own
  7. pamper
  8. perform tricks
  9. pet
  10. pick up dog poop
  11. play
  12. play dead
  13. point
  14. poop
  15. practice
  16. praise
  17. protect
  18. provide for
  19. pull
  20. reinforce
  21. reward
  22. roll
  23. roll over
  24. romp
  25. rub
  1. explore
  2. feed
  3. fetch
  4. follow
  5. follow everywhere
  6. frolic
  7. give love
  8. go on the hunt
  9. go outside
  10. go to the park
  11. greet
  12. groom
  13. guard
  14. hear
  15. heel
  16. herd
  17. housebreak
  18. hunt
  19. interact
  20. kiss
  21. lay down
  22. lead
  23. learn
  24. leash up
  25. lick
  1. run and play
  2. scratch
  3. shake
  4. shed
  5. show
  6. show off
  7. sit
  8. smell
  9. sniff
  10. snooze
  11. snuggle
  12. spay
  13. spoil
  14. sprint
  15. stay
  16. take care of
  17. take on a walk
  18. teach
  19. train
  20. trust
  21. verbally praise
  22. wag
  23. walk
  24. whine
  25. worship
  1. afraid
  2. aggressive
  3. allergic
  4. allergy
  5. annoying
  6. anxious
  7. attacks
  8. bad
  9. bad habits
  10. barker
  11. barking
  12. beg
  13. begger
  14. berserk
  15. bite
  16. biter
  17. biting
  18. bull-headed
  19. can't be left alone
  20. can't be trusted
  21. chained up
  22. chaser
  23. chases cars
  24. chewer
  25. chews
  26. chubby
  27. clingy
  28. clumsy
  29. covered in fleas
  30. covered in mud
  31. crazy
  32. dangerous
  33. defiant
  1. loud barker
  2. mean
  3. misbehaved
  4. misbehaves
  5. mischievous
  6. moody
  7. naughty
  8. needy
  9. nervous
  10. neurotic
  11. nip
  12. nipper
  13. noisy
  14. obstinate
  15. odd
  16. overly fearful/timid/shy
  17. overprotective
  18. overweight
  19. paces
  20. pacing
  21. panics
  22. pees in the house
  23. picky about food
  24. possessive
  25. pulls
  26. pulls on leash
  27. punish
  28. punishment
  29. put down
  30. ran away
  31. ratty
  32. rebellious
  33. result of overbreeding
  1. destroys
  2. destructive
  3. destructive behavior
  4. dig
  5. digger
  6. dirty
  7. disobedient
  8. domineering
  9. dumb as rocks
  10. eager-to-fight
  11. expensive
  12. fat
  13. fearful
  14. fleas
  15. frustrating
  16. gets on the bed/furniture
  17. greedy
  18. grimy
  19. has to pee on everything
  20. health issues
  21. high-strung
  22. homeless
  23. humper
  24. humps
  25. hyper
  26. hyperactive
  27. impatient
  28. inbred
  29. jumps on people
  30. jumpy
  31. lazy
  32. lonely
  33. loner
  1. runs away
  2. scared
  3. scared in new environment
  4. scrawny
  5. separation anxiety
  6. shaky
  7. shedder
  8. sheds
  9. shreds
  10. smells bad
  11. smelly
  12. sneaky
  13. spoiled
  14. stinky
  15. stray
  16. stressful
  17. stressful to own
  18. stubborn
  19. stupid
  20. temperamental
  21. territorial
  22. thin
  23. toy possessive
  24. unwilling
  25. wetter
  26. whine
  27. whiner
  28. whining
  29. wild
  30. yanks
  31. yapper
  32. yappy
  1. Affenpinscher
  2. Afghan Hound
  3. Airedale Terrier
  4. Akbash Dog
  5. Akita Inu
  6. Alano Espanol
  7. Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog
  8. Alaskan Husky
  9. Alaskan Klee Kai
  10. Alaskan Malamute
  11. American Bandogge Mastiff
  12. American Bulldog
  13. American Bully
  14. American Eskimo Dog
  15. American Hairless Terrier
  16. American Pit Bull Terrier
  17. American Staffordshire Terrier
  18. American White Shepherd
  19. Anatolian Shepherd Dog
  20. Appenzell Mountain Dog
  21. Australian Cattle Dog
  22. Australian Kelpie
  23. Australian Shepherd
  24. Australian Terrier
  25. Basenji
  26. Basset Artesien Normand
  27. Basset Hound
  28. Beagle
  29. Bearded Collie
  30. Beauceron
  31. Bedlington Terrier
  32. Belgian Malinois
  33. Belgian Tervuren
  34. Bergamasco
  35. Bernese Mountain Dog
  36. Bichon Frise
  37. Black Mouth Cur
  38. Black Russian Terrier
  39. Black and Tan Coonhound
  40. Bloodhound
  41. Blue Lacy
  42. Bluetick Coonhound
  43. Boerboel
  44. Bolognese
  45. Border Collie
  46. Border Terrier
  47. Borzoi
  48. Boston Terrier
  49. Boxer
  50. Boykin Spaniel
  51. Braque Du Bourbonnais
  52. Briard
  53. Brittany
  54. Brussels Griffon
  55. Bull Terrier
  56. Bullmastiff
  1. Ibizan Hound
  2. Icelandic Sheepdog
  3. Irish Red and White Setter
  4. Irish Setter
  5. Irish Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  6. Irish Terrier
  7. Irish Wolfhound
  8. Italian Greyhound
  9. Jack Russell Terrier
  10. Japanese Chin
  11. Japanese Spitz
  12. Jindo
  13. Karelian Bear Dog
  14. Keeshond
  15. Kerry Blue Terrier
  16. King Shepherd
  17. Komondor
  18. Kooikerhondje
  19. Koolie
  20. Kuvasz
  21. Labradoodle
  22. Labrador Retriever
  23. Lagotto Romagnolo
  24. Lancashire Heeler
  25. Landseer
  26. Leonberger
  27. Lhasa Apso
  28. Louisiana Catahoula Leopard Dog
  29. Lowchen
  30. Lurcher
  31. Maltese
  32. Manchester Terrier
  33. Maremma Sheepdog
  34. Mastiff
  35. Miniature Australian Shepherd
  36. Miniature Pinscher
  37. Miniature Schnauzer
  38. Mountain Cur
  39. Mountain View Cur
  40. Mudi
  41. Native American Indian Dog
  42. Neapolitan Mastiff
  43. New Guinea Singing Dog
  44. Newfoundland
  45. Norfolk Terrier
  46. Norwegian Buhund
  47. Norwegian Elkhound
  48. Norwich Terrier
  49. Old English Sheepdog
  50. Olde English Bulldogge
  51. Papillon
  52. Patterdale Terrier
  53. Pekingese
  54. Pembroke Welsh Corgi
  55. Peruvian Inca Orchid
  56. Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen
  1. Canaan Dog
  2. Cane Corso Italiano
  3. Canis Panther
  4. Cardigan Welsh Corgi
  5. Carlin Pinscher
  6. Carolina Dog
  7. Cats
  8. Caucasian Ovtcharka
  9. Cavachon
  10. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
  11. Central Asian Shepherd dog
  12. Cesky Terrier
  13. Chesapeake Bay Retriever
  14. Chihuahua
  15. Chinese Crested
  16. Chinook
  17. Chow Chow
  18. Clumber Spaniel
  19. Cockapoo
  20. Collie
  21. Coton De Tulear
  22. Cretan Hound
  23. Czechoslovakian Wolfdog
  24. Dachshund
  25. Dalmatian
  26. Dingo
  27. Doberman Pinscher
  28. Dogo Argentino
  29. Dogue de Bordeaux
  30. East-European Shepherd
  31. English Bulldog
  32. English Cocker Spaniel
  33. English Setter
  34. English Shepherd
  35. English Springer Spaniel
  36. Entlebucher Sennenhund
  37. Eurasier
  38. Feist
  39. Finnish Spitz
  40. Flat-Coated Retriever
  41. Fox Terrier
  42. French Bulldog
  43. German Pinscher
  44. German Shepherd Dog
  45. German Shorthaired Pointer
  46. German Wirehaired Pointer
  47. Giant Schnauzer
  48. Golden Retriever
  49. Goldendoodle
  50. Gordon Setter
  51. Great Dane
  52. Great Pyrenees
  53. Greater Swiss Mountain Dog
  54. Greenland Dog
  55. Greyhound
  56. Havanese
  1. Plott Hound
  2. Pointer
  3. Pomchi
  4. Pomeranian
  5. Porcelaine
  6. Portuguese Water Dog
  7. Presa Canario
  8. Pug
  9. Pugapoo
  10. Puggle
  11. Rat Terrier
  12. Rhodesian Ridgeback
  13. Rottweiler
  14. Saint Bernard
  15. Saluki
  16. Samoyed
  17. Sarplaninac
  18. Schipperke
  19. Scottish Deerhound
  20. Scottish Terrier
  21. Sealyham Terrier
  22. Shetland Sheepdog
  23. Shiba Inu
  24. Shih-Tzu
  25. Shiloh Shepherd
  26. Siberian Husky
  27. Silken Windhound
  28. Skye Terrier
  29. Smooth Fox Terrier
  30. Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
  31. South Russian Ovtcharka
  32. Spanish Mastiff
  33. Spinone Italiano
  34. Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  35. Standard Poodle
  36. Standard Schnauzer
  37. Sussex Spaniel
  38. Tea Cup Poodle
  39. Thai Ridgeback
  40. Tibetan Spaniel
  41. Tibetan Terrier
  42. Tosa Inu
  43. Toy Poodle
  44. Treeing Walker Coonhound
  45. Valley Bulldog
  46. Victorian Bulldog
  47. Vizsla
  48. Volpino Italiano
  49. Weimaraner
  50. Welsh Terrier
  51. West Highland White Terrier
  52. Whippet
  53. White English Bulldog
  54. Yorkshire Terrier
  55. a []-[] mix
  1. a cheerful/sunny/joyful disposition
  2. a dog's life
  3. acts like the queen/king of the house/world
  4. always at-the-ready to []
  5. always happy to see me
  6. always ready to go on a walk
  7. always ready to play
  8. always there to give love/affection/snuggles
  9. best in show
  1. hates/attacks the vacuum cleaner
  2. helps to lead a fuller/longer/healthier life
  3. is more like a cat
  4. keen senses
  5. licks his/her bowl clean
  6. loves to have her belly rubbed/be petted/go for a walk
  7. man's best friend
  8. master and subject
  9. muddy paws
  1. constant source of entertainment/love/frustration
  2. dances to the beat of his/her drum
  3. doggie bath/toy/bone/park/sweater
  4. every dog has its day
  5. everybody's best friend
  6. four-legged family member
  7. give a dog a bone
  8. good with kids
  9. greets you at the door every day
  1. natural/killer instincts
  2. sock/shoe thief
  3. sometimes best friends are furry
  4. teach to heel/sit/lay down/play dead
  5. the best [] in the world
  6. the ultimate stress reliever at the end of the day
  7. there will never be another dog like [dog's name]
  8. thinks she is a [breed smaller or bigger in size]
  9. thinks she/he is human
  1. A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. ~Robert Brault
  2. A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. ~Unknown
  3. A dog is "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. -John Holmes
  4. A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~O.A. Battista
  5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. -Josh Billings
  6. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings
  7. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley
  8. A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~Ogden Nash
  9. A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level. ~Unknown
  10. A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. -Charles Doran
  11. Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear. ~Betsy Canas Garmon
  12. An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. ~Robert Brault
  13. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. -George Eliot
  14. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones
  15. Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. ~Jon Winokur
  16. Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. ~Colette
  17. Children are for people who can't have dogs. ~Unknown
  18. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. ~Robert Benchley
  19. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone
  20. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~Sue Murphy
  21. Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
  22. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
  23. Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
  24. Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ~Roger Caras
  25. Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman
  26. Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
  27. Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger. ~Albert Payson Terhune
  1. From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson
  2. Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz
  3. He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -Unknown
  4. I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. ~Will Rogers
  5. I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay." ~Steven Wright
  6. I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner
  7. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
  8. I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser
  9. If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson
  10. If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
  11. If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. ~Karel Capek
  12. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater...suggest that he wear a tail. ~Fran Lebowitz
  13. If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. ~Unknown
  14. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers
  15. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
  16. If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Unknown
  17. In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. ~Edward Hoagland
  18. In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. ~Maurice Maeterlinck
  19. Labradors are ousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning. ~Norman Strung
  20. Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard
  21. Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson
  22. My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Unknown
  23. My little dog: a heartbeat at my feet. ~Edith Wharton
  24. No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. -Louis Sabin
  25. No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley
  26. No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses. ~Herman Melville
  27. One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Unknown
  28. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier
  29. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford
  30. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones
  31. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
  32. The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time. ~Winston Pendelton
  33. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain
  34. The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies
  35. The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ~Unknown
  36. The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb
  37. The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. ~Henry Ward Beecher
  38. The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butle
  39. The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's. ~Polish Proverb
  40. The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. -Madame de Staƫl
  41. The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel
  42. The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce
  43. The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman
  44. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Unknown
  45. There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. ~Konrad Lorenz
  46. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams
  47. They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome
  48. To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ~Aldous Huxley
  49. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. ~Milan Kundera
  50. We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ~George Eliot
  51. When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! ~David Starr Jordan
  52. When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species. ~Ramona C. Albert
  53. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~Edward Abbey
  54. When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. ~Robert M. Pirsig
  55. Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
  56. With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. ~Edward Jesse
  57. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
  58. You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. ~Emily Dickinson
  59. You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson